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So I finally managed to defeat the eyeball thingy

Wed Dec 24, 2008, 11:49 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Fool's Overture by Supertramp
  • Watching: Mahoujin Guru Guru
  • Playing: With myself
Only to find that the next boss is some weird vampire girl. Anyway, she's got this attack that I can only dodge when I'm closer to her, but then she always uses this needle-drop attack that I can't dodge in time.

Anyway, I'm trying to find a proximity in which I can dodge either attack, but sooner or later the harry-up is going to be the death of me.

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Back in the second Great War, I led a platoon of Jewish golems to battle the evil Nazi empire with my Jew lasers. When I fired them, they went "Jew jew jew!" and obliterated any Nazi scum that stood in my path. It was shortly afterwards that the Nazis stole our methods of golem construction, but due to the lack of rabbi in the Nazi faction it did them no good. They wasted fuckloads of currency on golems that they could not get to move, and eventually they ran out of money. And so ended the story of the holocaust, and the triumphant victory of the Jewish golem army.

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  • Current Residence: There.
  • Interests: Gaming, anime, game design, drawing...
  • Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock, Grunge, Metal, some JRock, stuff like that.
  • Operating System: I need no computer to access the world-wide web! I am an internet super-entity! Serious business!
  • Shell of choice: I personally prefer carapaces.
  • Skin of choice: Wait, are you implying that I'm RACIST?! It's because I'm WHITE, isn't it?!
  • Favourite game: Neverwinter Nights or Little Big Planet
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3
  • Personal Quote: When God closes a door he opens another door, which is guarded by vicious ogres.
  • Tools of the Trade: One metal club, a crossbow, and a few healing potions.

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